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Old 07-30-2003, 11:34 AM
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I love this one!

Quick thinking...

The children were called upon to make sentences with words assigned by the teacher.

Little Benny raised his hand to participate during the challenge of making a sentence with the words "Defeat," "Defense," "Deduct," and "Detail."

Benny stood thinking for a while, all eyes focused on him while his classmates awaited his reply.

Smiling broadly, he then proudly proclaimed, "Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail."

It's more like "Quack thinking"!
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Old 07-30-2003, 12:01 PM
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THAT WAS A CUTE ONE. THANKS FOR SHARING.
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lol...i had to read it a few times before i understood
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LOL, I think it helps if it's said out loud, aloud even.
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:09 PM
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I am an old lady, because I still don't get it?I forgot to mention I am also polish!
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Oh, stop Redstorm, that's funny though!

Okay, if you read it aloud it sounds like:

The feet of the duck went over the fence before the tail. Is that just ducky or what?

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Old 07-31-2003, 02:21 PM
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Wow I am polish Hee Hee. I get it thanks it was cute! Gail
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Old 08-30-2003, 01:20 PM
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lol cool
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Old 08-30-2003, 01:25 PM
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hah Yeah I had to read a couple times, that was funny.Thanks for sharing that one LoveBird B!!
 

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