Notice for Guests RE: Dog, M. Oxnard, CA

[Love Bird B]

1._ The dog lives here. You don't.

2._ If you don't want the dog to be near you, stay off the furniture.

3._ Yes, she has some disgusting habits. So do I and__ so_ do you.
What's your point?

4._ OF COURSE, she smells like a dog.

5._ It's her nature to try to smell your crotch. Please feel free to
sniff hers.

6._ I like her a lot better than I like most people.

7._ To you, she's a dog. To me, she's an adopted daughter who is short,
hairy, walks on all fours, and doesn't speak quite clearly. and I have
not problem with any of these things.

8._ Dogs are better than most kids. They eat less, don't ask for money
all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never
drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or
drink, don't worry about having the latest fashions, don't wear our
clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for a University and if
they're pregnant, you can sell the pups.

[dlaura]

Touche! I love it Barb. Wish I had had this when my husband's stepfather was alive - we gave an Anniversary party for them and all I heard was he couldn't stand the dog. The dog was better behaved then him ----may he rest in peace.

[JSimko]

I am going to print that out so I can use it when a moron is annoying me about not liking a dog or for that matter any other animal.

I think that is great....animals are more polite and more accepting than most people and love you even if you have a bad hair day.

I absolutely LOVE this post! I am printing it out and hanging it where ALL guests can see it! hahahahaha...

[emroul]

lol sounds good, have fun