a burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. As he picked up a cd player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying " Jesus is watching you" After nearly jumping out of his skin, the theif clicked his flashllight off and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook a bit and promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on to search for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect the wires he heard clear as a bell "Jesus is watching you". Freaked out he spun his flashlight around frantically until his beam rested on a parrot in the corner of the room. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "yep" the parrot confessed, then squawked "I am just trying to warn you!" The burglar relaxed "warn me? who the hell are you?" "Moses" replied the bird. "moses?" the burglar laughed "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The bird promptly answered, " Probably the same kind of people to name a Rottweiler Jesus!"
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