how to clean a cat

starr · #1 06-28-2004, 01:43 PM

1. Thoroughly clean toilet. 2. Add the required amout of shampoo to toilet water, lift both lids. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him to the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (you may need to stand on top so he can't escape) CAUTION: Do not put any part of your body close to the cat, as his paws will be reaching for anything he can find. 5.Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which i have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone open the back door and ensure that there are no people between toilet and garden. 7. Stand behind toilet as much as you can and lift both lids quickly. 8. the freshly cleaned cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside, where he will dry himself off. Sincerely, THE DOG

CheeriO · #2 07-10-2004, 09:46 AM

lol, poor kitty =p it's cute =)

#3 07-12-2004, 01:28 AM

Boooooo...lol

#4 07-12-2004, 01:38 AM

So I take it John doesn't give Babba baths? hehehehehehe

#5 07-12-2004, 02:19 AM

So I take it John doesn't give Babba baths? hehehehehehe
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Would you let John give you a bath.ROFL

#6 07-12-2004, 02:22 AM

Depends on what he looks like hahahahahahha...

**did I say that?**

#7 07-12-2004, 02:29 AM

ROFL.......No Comment.Babba said he would set on the lid.ROFL

#8 07-12-2004, 02:34 AM

Well, as long as its not the same John the alien was sitting on awhile back when Babba was pestering him and he was just trying to read the paper and do his business in peace ROFL!!. I sure miss your pics!.. darn it anyways

#9 07-12-2004, 02:42 AM

WOW you remember that.I got a lot more but just haven't been posting for awhile.I didn't want to bore people.

#10 07-12-2004, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catman1

I didn't want to bore people.

Shame on you for even thinking that!. I loved your pics.. they brightened my day and were hilarious!.

#11 07-12-2004, 03:47 PM

Thanks Jan.Your kind.I do have one of Babba the baseball player i don't think i posted.I'll see what i can find.

Bella · #12 07-23-2004, 01:01 AM

That's hilarious. Poor Cat..... Don't you just love animals!!!!!!! I have absolutely no doubt that a dog would actually do that if it could. I wonder if my cat would find this method of washing acceptable?!!! I have only tried washing once to date, as ended up with many, many scratches on arms, and she didn't talk to me for a whole week.

edroxton · #13 08-04-2004, 05:15 PM

Dear Starr:

When my cat was only a kitten, she was fascinated by the splash of water. So much so that she jumped in the tub every time I took a shower. Then I'd dry her with a towel followed by a hair blower. She was in Heaven back then.

Now you almost have to tie her up to brush her fur. Your suggestions will come in quite handy, for some of them are so simple it's no wonder people don't even think about them most of the time. Thanks!

-- Ed

Dutchman · #14 08-20-2004, 12:19 PM

I got a good laugh at this bath joke. It's a good thing I don't have a dog or my cat DAVID might have had a bath long ago!!! He was at the groomers last Wednesday and got the full works. Bath, flea dip, haircut, cleaner ears and nail trim.

Years ago another cat that I had was sitting on the edge of the bathtub watching me take a bath. Just as I got out he slipped and fell in the water. I swear that cat was running around the sides of the bath tub and kept falling back into it... If he had fallen in a moment earlier while I was still in the tub I'd have been torn to shreds!!!!

Dutchman

doggie99933 · #15 08-22-2004, 01:46 AM

Rofl,poor Kitty!!!