Ad in the newspaper

[Sussex_Owner]

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE

SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love: long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, riding in your pickup truck, fishing trips, cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-2121 and ask for Daisy.

(The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)

[SHGrrl]

Oh man!!! That was a great article, really imaginative! Daisy will have men all over her!

[Lano]

Honestly...

[Onion]

thats so cute, why dont they do ads like that for cats?

[horsefeather]

oh i wanna try one for cats.

im a princess type who likes to be pampered looking for someone to tend to my every whim. no matter how absurd. i enjoy late nights on the town, birdwatching, and seafood. rub me the right way and ill purr my heart out.

ok i think im stuck.

[Motherwolf]

Now that was cute and funny at the same time

[Newfi lover]

I love both the dog and cat one, how funny! I wonder how many guys called the number? Was it really an ad? Haaa haa hee tee hee!

[XoKasey315xo]

Hahaha, thats funny, and cute ^-^