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11-17-2008, 03:53 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Found this on the net-not mine!
Why did the Chicken cross the road?": Answers from the experts.
OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change!
The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the
chickens on the other side of the road.
SARAH PALIN: You betcha he crossed the road, but let's not talk about
that, let's talk about energy policy, and how gosh darn hard it is for
a middle-class hockey mom to manage the budget of the only state in
America with a massive surplus, especially while surrounded by
countless Russian and Canadian chickens we have to keep an eye on.
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that
little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely
qualified to ensure - right from day one! - that every chicken in this
country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or
not. The chicken is either "for us or agin' us." There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken...What is
your definition of crossing?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am
now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about
the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which
is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the
chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of
life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive
across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken,
but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You
can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain... alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the
plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my
friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will
become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together, in peace.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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11-17-2008, 04:33 PM
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Ha ha ha ha ha! I think you Canadians understand American Politics better than we do! 
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11-18-2008, 08:23 PM
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Sarah Palin blew it once again, lol!
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11-19-2008, 02:06 AM
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This is very funny! Thanks for sharing it with us!
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11-19-2008, 01:34 PM
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I loved this! Thanks for posting it!
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Keep on running, Bubba!
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11-22-2008, 12:11 PM
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LOL!! I love that. Here's an extra one:
The Crossing Chicken: Well, somebody's gotta prove to a possum that it can be done!
Purrs,
Pookster
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11-22-2008, 12:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pookster
The Crossing Chicken: Well, somebody's gotta prove to a possum that it can be done!
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Ha! Around here its "somebody's got to prove to the porcupine that it can be done".
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11-22-2008, 12:28 PM
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LOL! Porcupines too, eh?
My favorite of yours is Dick Cheney: Where's my gun?
Guess he hasn't shot anyone in the face lately, and misses it.
Purrs,
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