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Old 05-19-2004, 02:40 PM
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Trip to the Clinic [Borrowed from Reader's Digest.]
A client recently brought her two cats in to my husband's veterinary clinic for their annual checkup. One was a small-framed, round tiger-striped tabby, while the other was a long, sleek black cat. She watched closely as I put each on the scale. "They weigh about the same," I told her.

"That proves it!" she exclaimed. "Black does make you look slimmer. And stripes make you look fat."
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LOL! Like I always tell my husband - "I'm not fat. I'm fluffy."
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Old 05-19-2004, 11:29 PM
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OMG ROFLMBO!!!!. That is too funny... thats why I wear black!
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My gosh, that's cool! Thanks for sharing!
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Thanks for the laugh B -- cute one.
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Haha, I'm thin enough without black shirts!
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LOL! That is so cute, I love it. heehee
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