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Old 08-17-2008, 05:25 PM
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What steals soap from the bathtub?

What steals soap from the bathtub?





A rObber ducky!



Okay, for starters...I've the amusement level of a four year old...as well as being a HUGE rubber ducky collector...so, this joke was stinkin' hilarious! ...for me anyway.
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Old 08-17-2008, 06:10 PM
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Old 08-17-2008, 07:59 PM
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lol

Was that a 'aww cute' ...or an 'aww you poor child' ...?!
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Was that a 'aww cute' ...or an 'aww you poor child' ...?!
Hmmm. Maybe an "Aw, I can't believe I laughed at that one"

It was cute, you poor child!
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Old 08-18-2008, 06:13 PM
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LOL! Tiffers as long as you don't hear "well bless your heart" you are doing o.k.
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Old 08-18-2008, 06:19 PM
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Too bad I PO'd both my daughters before the kids got off the bus, they'd have loved that one! Oh well, maybe I'll remember by the time I'm forgiven.
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lol

...I can imagine Nana saying, 'Aww, tiffers. Bless your heart.'
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lol

...I can imagine Nana saying, 'Aww, tiffers. Bless your heart.'
Lol, I rarely use the phrase, usualy it's when I see some hurt critter at the vets office, or a baby that's passed it's nap time and doesn't seem to know how to quit crying and fall asleep.

Actually, I love a bad joke!
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Actually, I love a bad joke!
...Nana...my joke...it was...BAD?!

lol

I'm going to hide in a corner and cry now...
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...Nana...my joke...it was...BAD?!

lol

I'm going to hide in a corner and cry now...
Ooh, I'm on a roll today, two daughters and an on line friend! Too bad it's almost my bedtime, I'd see if I could find someone else to annoy, lol
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Aww, Tiffers, Bless your little pea pickin heart!

Seriously though, it is funnier than the muffin joke. I'm on another forum that is mainly populated with folks from England, and 'Bless your heart' or some version of it, is a really common phrase over there.
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What steals soap from the bathtub?





A rObber ducky!



Okay, for starters...I've the amusement level of a four year old...as well as being a HUGE rubber ducky collector...so, this joke was stinkin' hilarious! ...for me anyway.
I asked my husband this joke and his answer was "soap scum". Isn't that cute???
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I asked my husband this joke and his answer was "soap scum".
Well, when I asked my mom first...she said a 'soap thief'?! ...well, naturally mother.
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Well, when I asked my mom first...she said a 'soap thief'?! ...well, naturally mother.
Soap theif, robber ducky... same thing, right?
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What steals soap from the bathtub?





A rObber ducky!


Wah wah wah waaaaah!
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