Light bulb...

[birdcrazee2]

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark!
Lab: Oh! Me, me!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?! Can I?!
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and done a perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russel Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, I dont see a light bulb?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
And the Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?

[SHGrrl]

That was super funny and super cute, I have to keep a copy of this one!

That was great.

[Lano]

I think this was here previously...

edit.!

: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?
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Heck it takes three people to change a bulb.I person on the ladder and two to turn the ladder.