Joke of the moment for Friday 18
18 PT, February 20.
Wise Words...
"Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies."
Gene Hill
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
Ben Williams
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
Andrew A. Rooney
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
Josh Billings
"Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
Ann Landers
"In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
Dereke Bruce
"Cat’s Motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
Unknown
"Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant."
Unknown
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
Rita Rudner
"If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise."
Unknown
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."
Penny Ward Moser
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