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Old 01-22-2004, 03:43 PM
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New Dog Breeds

Someone emailed this to me and it's quite interesting what people would do when it comes to crossbreeding their dogs.

When Good Dogs Go and Crossbreed

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter (a traditional Christmas pet)

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye (a dog for visionaries)

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs (a puzzling breed)

Pekinese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso (an abstract dog)

Irish Water Spanier + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer (a dog fresh and clean as a whistle)

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever (the choice of research scientists)

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound (a dog for financial advisors)

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull (a dog prone to awful mistakes)

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador (a dog that barks incessantly)

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point (owned by...oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway)

Collie + Malamute = Commute (a dog that travels to work)

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere (a dog that's true to the end)

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller = Cockrot (the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband)

Bull Terrier + #####zu = Bull#####z (a gregarious but unrealiable breed)

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Old 01-22-2004, 04:13 PM
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That's cute Amanda. Someone must have spent some time thinking that up. LOL
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Old 01-22-2004, 04:35 PM
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I love those. Thanks Amanda!
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Old 01-23-2004, 07:47 PM
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LOL.. I love it Amanda!!
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Old 01-23-2004, 09:29 PM
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Hilarious Amanda! Thanks for the grins. =)
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Old 01-25-2004, 12:56 PM
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thats so cute. here is one from me

this is real
my friend actually bred these dogs and sold them for 500 bucks!!!!

laso Apso + Shi tzu

figure that one out!!!
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Old 02-23-2004, 03:11 AM
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that was funny! I saw in the paper, where a lady was selling amix between a shnauzer and a poodle! I guess it would b a SHNAUZER POO? lol...
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that was really cute. i want to get that. kim
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I heard of another mix between a poodle and a schnauzer, they called it a schoodle or something.
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Old 06-28-2004, 06:46 AM
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Mistake - they called it a schnoodle.
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A noodle that goes to school. Ha ha ha...

I LOVED it, made my day! Actually, I've read it before, but I read it again cuz it was just so funny...
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Old 06-30-2004, 01:43 PM
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that was really cute amanda okay it wasnt cute it was sooo funny!! LOL
 

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