True Story

[goosemother]

When my friend would go out in public with me and my duck, she would get very disgusted by all the dumb questions...like, "Is it alive?", "Is it a pet?" (sitting on my lap in a matching outfit!)...
Once on the 4th of July a bunch of us went out to popular place to watch fireworks. I was dressed as Mother Goose and took my duck, Matilda, to visit with people. While I was gone for a while, a man came by and remarked to my friend that he thought it was terrible that I had the duck, but we were eating chicken. My friend looked at him with a perfectly straight face and said, "This isn't chicken. It's duck. The last one didn't work out!"

['too crazy]

LOL That is hilarious! OMG I can hardly even type I'm laughing so hard. Good one!!

[dlaura]

Bet you he was at a loss for words! LOL Good for your friend for putting him in his place.

OMG LOL... that is soooo funny, woulda loved to have been there to see his face!.

[Love Bird B]

You have my sense of humor but then most people here do, LOL. No wonder I keep coming back!