Advice for the Ladies

Love Bird B · #1 10-22-2003, 03:16 PM

If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the
joy of seeing you ...buy a dog.

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and
never says its not quite as good as his mother made it .....buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long
and wherever you want ...buy a dog.

If you want someone to scare away burglars, without a lethal weapon
which terrifies you and endangers the lives of your family and all the
neighbors ...buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about
football, and can sit next to you and watch a romantic movie ...buy a
dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm
your feet and whom you can push off if he snores ....buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if
you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every
word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you
unconditionally, perpetually ........buy a dog.

But, on the other hand,

if you want someone who will never come when you call

ignores you totally when you come home,

leaves hair all over the place,

walks all over you,

runs around all night,

only comes home to eat and sleep,
and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness,

Then my friend . . .

*
Buy a cat.
(Disclaimer: Any resemblance to a man is purely coincidental.)

emroul · #2 10-22-2003, 03:23 PM

LOL! All of that is SO true! I loved it... man, made my day, thanks B!

Jennifer

'too crazy · #3 10-22-2003, 03:34 PM

Now I'm wondering why I have 3 cats and only 1 dog!

emroul · #4 10-22-2003, 04:12 PM

LOL makes me wonder why i have 9 snakes and none of the above

Love Bird B · #5 10-22-2003, 04:26 PM

One would think that I have a dog, but I don't even have a cat, LOL.

We have:

1 Lovebird
Perky

1 Cockatiel
Argo

4 Ball Pythons
Monties

1 legless lizard
Puff

1 Timor Monitor
Timmay

1 Blue Tongued Skink
Baby

#6 10-22-2003, 05:55 PM

He-he, that's a good one! No dogs for me either..though I have a cat who fits that description pretty well! lol I still lover her though, even if the only reason she comes up to me is to have her belly rubbed...