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Old 11-06-2009, 01:56 PM
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Answer a question, ask a question

I saw this idea and decided to see what we could get going on PL

The idea is, you simply answer the question in the post before yours, then ask a new one. There are no rules regarding what you ask about except the forum's official rules. (pets, anything, preferably something silly considering it's in the Funny Bone and open ended is good too, IE not just yes/no questions.)

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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Old 11-06-2009, 02:01 PM
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

I hate Klondike bars! How about...I'd pay money NOT to eat one.



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Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
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Old 11-06-2009, 02:19 PM
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I hate Klondike bars! How about...I'd pay money NOT to eat one.



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Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
It doesn't, because he isn't! (according to what Humpty Dumpty says in Alice in Wonderland, or it may be Through the Looking Glass)

Why do people park their cars in driveways?
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I can't drive in a parkway either!

What does elmer's glue taste like?
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Old 11-06-2009, 02:21 PM
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Because otherwise they'd chew the lawn up!!

Why do feet smell and noses run?

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Old 11-06-2009, 02:22 PM
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feet AND noses run. feet AND noses smell! You just stink *duck*.

Someone has to know what Elmer's glue tastes like?
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Someone has to know what Elmer's glue tastes like?
It tastes like glue, of course!
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oops, I dropped the ball, didn't I? hmmmm.....

How long does it take plaque to turn to tartar on your teeth?
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I'm eating a Snickers now. I'll tell you tonight.

What is grosser and why?

Someone picking their nose or someone eating Elmers glue (which apparently tastes like glue)
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Someone picking their nose... Gross... Especially if they're in their car in traffic and just digging at it! The glue is at least, clean... Synthetic but non-toxic... Boogers are just... yuck!



What speed of wind must there be before it's dangerous to go outside?
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5 mph. but that may just be me.

What is the fascination that dogs have with any paper/paper products?
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The crinkliness is really fascinating to them. Also I'd bet it feels funny to chew compared to their normal stuff.

Why do dogs chase their tails?
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They eventually get sick of being followed all the time!

Why do people always PUSH when the sign says PULL??
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Because by Golly I am an American and you can't tell me what to do.

How many other people in the world, do you think, spend time wondering if their dogs would eat them for food if they died . . . before the dead body was discovered?
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Hopefully not too many because I really think there are more important things to wonder about.

If coffee is so great why do we have some many different things to change the flavor of it?
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