Love Bird B
07-21-2003, 03:18 PM
1._ The dog lives here. You don't.
2._ If you don't want the dog to be near you, stay off the furniture.
3._ Yes, she has some disgusting habits. So do I and__ so_ do you.
What's your point?
4._ OF COURSE, she smells like a dog.
5._ It's her nature to try to smell your crotch. Please feel free to
sniff hers.
6._ I like her a lot better than I like most people.
7._ To you, she's a dog. To me, she's an adopted daughter who is short,
hairy, walks on all fours, and doesn't speak quite clearly. and I have
not problem with any of these things.
8._ Dogs are better than most kids. They eat less, don't ask for money
all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never
drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or
drink, don't worry about having the latest fashions, don't wear our
clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for a University and if
they're pregnant, you can sell the pups.
2._ If you don't want the dog to be near you, stay off the furniture.
3._ Yes, she has some disgusting habits. So do I and__ so_ do you.
What's your point?
4._ OF COURSE, she smells like a dog.
5._ It's her nature to try to smell your crotch. Please feel free to
sniff hers.
6._ I like her a lot better than I like most people.
7._ To you, she's a dog. To me, she's an adopted daughter who is short,
hairy, walks on all fours, and doesn't speak quite clearly. and I have
not problem with any of these things.
8._ Dogs are better than most kids. They eat less, don't ask for money
all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never
drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or
drink, don't worry about having the latest fashions, don't wear our
clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for a University and if
they're pregnant, you can sell the pups.