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starr
06-29-2004, 11:11 AM
A man with a doberman and his friend, who owns a chihuahua, are going for a walk. After a while they get hungry and the man with the doberman says to his friend: "lets grab a bite to eat in that restuarant over there" The man with the chihuahua replies " I don't think they'll let us in with our dogs." -- "Don't worry about it" the guy with the doberman says. He puts on a pair of sunglasses and hands a pair to his friend. Then he tries to walk into the restaurant, but the doorman says " sorry, no pets allowed" The man with the doberman says "You don't understand, this is my seeing eye dog!" --- " a doberman?" the doorman asks.--- "yes" the man replies" they're using them now, they are quick learners. I wouldn't know what to do without my Rufus." The doorman nods understandingly and lets the man and his dog pass. a few minutes later the man with the chihuahua walks over to the restaurant. again the doorman says " no pets allowed!" The man replies " I am blind and this is my seeing eye dog."--- "a chihuahua?" the doorman wonders. The man looks surprised and says " you mean they gave me a chihuahua?" :)
starr
06-30-2004, 12:47 PM
there are two guys each with a dog, they get hungry and want to go in a restaurant but have two dogs. they pretend they are blind and the second guy has a chihuahua as his seeing eye dog but "didn't know it" read it carefully again. :) :)
Squawks~Jr
06-30-2004, 01:38 PM
OOOHHH i get it that is cute!! :D Hahalol!! oh so the guy with chihuahua the is pretending that he doesn't know he got a chihuahua!! : :p
ILuvMyDog
07-01-2004, 12:16 AM
Oh, lol. I was thinking the first man with the doberman really owned the chihuahua and thought the 2nd guy was really blind and his friend just switched dogs with the blind man, so when they went in the restuarant he was honestly surprised he had a chihuahua. I thought the friend was just giving his 'blind' friend a hard time. Hmm, lol....I just confused myself. But yeah, I get it now it was explained...funny. :D
SHGrrl
07-01-2004, 07:52 AM
OH!!! Now I understand it. COol!
cathair
07-01-2004, 08:20 PM
I Luv My Dog I like your version too. That could be a joke on its own. We just have too much fun here. Later. Cathair
guineagirl
08-06-2004, 09:41 PM
ILuvMyDog........ you make my brain hurt
A message from my friend iluvcat+dog.....
That joke was runner-up for the Reader's Digest Joke Competition. I Luvvvv it!!!!!
Love Bird B
08-06-2004, 09:46 PM
CUTE! This whole thread gave me a good laugh!