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starr
06-28-2004, 01:34 PM
if you're a bear you get to hibernate. yo do nothing but sleep for six months. i can deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. i could deal with that too. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. you swat anyone who bothers your cubs.If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. Icould deal with that. If you are a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat. I WANNA BE A BEAR.