Funny jokes AND STOEIES haha you got to see this!

[horsesinusa]

Why was the little boy afraid of the turkey? = He heard it gobblin'.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? = It was dead,Silly.

What did the Ocean say to the shore? = Glad to sea you!

What kind of waves are impossible to swim in? =Microwaves.

What kind of hair does the ocean have? = Wavy.

What day does a fish hate? = Fryday!:eek:

What is a shark's favorite game? = Swallow the leader.

Why did the fish stop smoking cigarettes? = She didn't want to get Hooked.

Why was the library so tall? = Because it had so many stories!

Why was the teacher cross-eyed? = Because he couldn't control his pupils!

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?= Because the students were so bright!

[horsesinusa]

A man walks into a diner carrying a dog under his arm. He puts the dog on the counter and announces that the dog can talk. The man says he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't. The head cook quickly takes a bet, and the dog's owner looks at the dog and says, "What's the thing on top of this building that keeps the rain out?"The dog answers, "Roof." The cook says "Who are you kidding? I'm not paying." The dog's owner says, "Double or noting, and I will ask him something else." The cook agrees and the owner turns to the dog and ask, "Who is was the greatest baseball player ever?" The dog answers with a muffled "Ruth" With that the cook picks them both up and tosses them out on the street.As they bounce on the sidewalk in front of the diner, the dog looks at his owner and says, "DiMaggio":eek::):D

[horsesinusa]

A man was walking by a restaurant when he saw a sing in the window that said, "We will pay $100 to anyone who orders something we can't make." The man went inside and sat down, and when the waitress came over he asked for an elephant sandwich. She dug in her apron, pulled out a roll of bills and handed the man $100."What's the matter?" he asked. "No elephants today?" "Oh we have elephants, all right," She answered. "We're just all out of big buns.":18:

[horsesinusa]

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