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Sussex_Owner
06-08-2004, 11:41 PM
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE

SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love: long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, riding in your pickup truck, fishing trips, cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-2121 and ask for Daisy.

(The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.) :)

SHGrrl
06-09-2004, 04:56 AM
Oh man!!! That was a great article, really imaginative! Daisy will have men all over her!

Lano
06-12-2004, 12:06 AM
Honestly...

Onion
06-13-2004, 11:54 PM
thats so cute, why dont they do ads like that for cats?

horsefeather
07-01-2004, 10:58 PM
oh i wanna try one for cats.

im a princess type who likes to be pampered looking for someone to tend to my every whim. no matter how absurd. i enjoy late nights on the town, birdwatching, and seafood. rub me the right way and ill purr my heart out.

ok i think im stuck.

Motherwolf
07-29-2004, 04:56 AM
:) Now that was cute and funny at the same time

Newfi lover
07-31-2004, 02:49 AM
I love both the dog and cat one, how funny! I wonder how many guys called the number? Was it really an ad? Haaa haa hee tee hee!

XoKasey315xo
07-31-2004, 01:58 PM
Hahaha, thats funny, and cute ^-^