"Wow. She's put on some weight."

[tiffers]

Name Changes for Privacy:

Okay, so there are times when I can't keep my mouth shut for my own good...well, then there are also times where I can't open my mouth enough...

Mrs. Breast Implants comes in with her little dog today, routine visit, nothing special.

Well, little pup doesn't want to sit still on the scale for an accurate weight, so Mrs. Implant stands up to try to help keep her pup still...I notice that there is no way the dog can weigh what the scale is measuring, so I inspect quietly to myself...

Mrs. Implant's implants were resting on the edge of the scale...:eek:

She asked what the doggie was measuring up, and I told her and she says, 'Wow. She must have put on some weight.'

'Yes, ma'am. She certainly has...' I replied quietly.

I wrote the weight on the screen down, and went my merry way...

(As I'm telling the doctor about the weight, we devise a plan to nicely tell the owner that we'd like to take her pup to another room to weigh her to see how accurate the new heavy weight was... :p )

[jojoalexis]

that is too funny!

[Ltlpistol]

Hmmm, wonder if I know who Ms. Implant is? LOL That's tooo funny.

[jojoalexis]

I think we've all worked with her before

[Julia423]

So did you do the math? How much do the implants weigh? :)

[Wiztherewoz]

Ha, that's funny. You're so polite. I think I'd have been more "Get your bloody boobs out of the way..." I'd have said it nicely though. :D

[katiem]

How much do the implants weigh? :)

I was wondering the same thing!

[tiffers]

:eek:

Girls!

:eek:

I thought you'd never ask... :p

They added FOUR pounds to the dogs weight!

LOL

[dlaura]

Ouch! Poor woman. LOL

[Julia423]

They added FOUR pounds to the dogs weight!

LOL

And that was just resting on the scale (I assume the entire mamary was not on it)

My sister asked me to pick up a shirt that was being personalized for her (for her job). I stopped at the uniform shop and was waiting...I turned around and found that my eyes were being pulled, as if by some intense magnetic force, to the chest of the woman who'd walked up behind me. I couldn't help it. She was nearly a walking cartoon. I have NO idea what she looked like, but her very bright uniform top was...well, large enough to set Chico and Homer on...and each was perfectly ROUND. I wouldn't have been surprised at all if a couple of balloons had come floating out. I was grateful that my mouth didn't hang open.

[nanamouse]

OMG. My normally teensy ones grew immense between my second and third babies and I hated them! Always in the way, I once closed one in a cash register drawer, and they looked silly on a woman as small as I was then. A friend recently got implants, and they're so large and round that they almost reach her chin. :eek:

[DogsByKat]

I don't think I would have been able to keep from giggling! AND mentioning that her boobs weighed 4 lbs!

[katiem]

OMG. My normally teensy ones grew immense between my second and third babies and I hated them! Always in the way, I once closed one in a cash register drawer, and they looked silly on a woman as small as I was then.

When I was a teenager I had AA's. I wished at the time they they would get bigger-nothing ridiculous, just more "noticable". Well, between 19 and 20 I got my wish and now I'm stuck with E's (not implants either).

Be careful what you wish for...:(

[Wiztherewoz]

I have NO idea what she looked like, but her very bright uniform top was...well, large enough to set Chico and Homer on...and each was perfectly ROUND. I wouldn't have been surprised at all if a couple of balloons had come floating out.

LMAO! Funneh!! :D

[Ltlpistol]

When I was a teenager I had AA's. I wished at the time they they would get bigger-nothing ridiculous, just more "noticable". Well, between 19 and 20 I got my wish and now I'm stuck with E's (not implants either).

Be careful what you wish for...:(


That sounds like me Katie, I was a C in high school and perfectly happy. Dropped down to less than AA after breast feeding 3 kids, wished I could have my self back. Well, now I have DD's and couldn't be more miserable! They hurt, they get in the way, clothes don't fit. Sheesh! :eek:

[katiem]

They hurt, they get in the way, clothes don't fit...

its hard to find good bra's, everything that isn't droopy looks too revealing, when you run they bounce up and hit you in the face...:D