mzdolittle
05-02-2004, 08:36 AM
One day, while waiting for the plumber, a woman decided to run a few errands before he got there. She said good-bye to her parrot and left. Shortly afterwards, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside said "Who is it?" The plumber said, "It's the plumber." No answer. The plumber knocked again. "Who is it?" "It's the plumber!" No answer. Knock, knock. "Who is it?" "IT'S THE PLUMBER!!!!!!" The plumber got so agitated he fell over dead of a heart attack on the front porch. When the woman returned, she saw the body and said "Oh my goodness! Who is it?" And the parrot said, "It's the plumber!"