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Ltlpistol
11-05-2007, 09:54 PM
How to hug a baby!




ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!
THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW



Instructions for properly hugging a baby.


1. First, find a baby.

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o168/Ltlpistol/baby.jpg


2. Second, be sure that this is indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful
aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o168/Ltlpistol/sniff.jpg


3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o168/Ltlpistol/slide.jpg

4. The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o168/Ltlpistol/hug.jpg


5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photoquality .
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o168/Ltlpistol/smile.jpg



Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life!
Julia423
11-05-2007, 10:13 PM
Abosolutely adorable! Both the baby and the dog.
Ltlpistol
11-05-2007, 10:15 PM
My other daughter sent me that. I thought you guys would enjoy it!
nanamouse
11-08-2007, 07:50 AM
aww, that was too cute!
beasgal
11-08-2007, 11:15 AM
That was really awesome! And the baby looked as happy as the dog.:)
Ltlpistol
11-08-2007, 01:03 PM
yeah, I love that last pic. They look like they do that alot!
ownedbystray
11-09-2007, 05:13 AM
awww, shucks.
Cute factor: 10
:)
fings
11-09-2007, 10:19 AM
I recently had that emailed to me and thought it was adorable.
wishbone
11-15-2007, 10:47 PM
They are such adorable. The dog really acts like the real father to the baby, so cute! :)