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09-15-2007, 11:50 AM
Am I the only one that sees the irony in this story?
Alaska prison inmates are teaching abandoned dogs obedience skills they hope will give the animals a second chance at life.
Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but had the inmates focused on their own obedience training they wouldn’t be incarcerated.
The doggie curriculum includes:
* How to make a shiv from a chewey
* Twenty ways to drop a flossy and not regret it
* How to bite the hand that feeds you
* Making Kong explosives
Why do I get the feeling that these dogs will go on a crime spree anytime the command, “Let me out you dirty screws!” is given?
(A BLOG BY A DOG, FOR ALL DOGS: www.boknowsonline.com)
I am a dog in appearance only. I’m 1’10” and weigh 63 lbs. Although I’m a mutt on the outside, I’m a purebred on the inside. My name is Bo and this is my blog.
I urge all dogs to submit comments, ask questions & critique my analysis to help further the canine cause in this world.
Alaska prison inmates are teaching abandoned dogs obedience skills they hope will give the animals a second chance at life.
Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but had the inmates focused on their own obedience training they wouldn’t be incarcerated.
The doggie curriculum includes:
* How to make a shiv from a chewey
* Twenty ways to drop a flossy and not regret it
* How to bite the hand that feeds you
* Making Kong explosives
Why do I get the feeling that these dogs will go on a crime spree anytime the command, “Let me out you dirty screws!” is given?
(A BLOG BY A DOG, FOR ALL DOGS: www.boknowsonline.com)
I am a dog in appearance only. I’m 1’10” and weigh 63 lbs. Although I’m a mutt on the outside, I’m a purebred on the inside. My name is Bo and this is my blog.
I urge all dogs to submit comments, ask questions & critique my analysis to help further the canine cause in this world.