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fings
09-13-2007, 09:59 AM
I tell ya, the young pups today got it made. Times have certainly changed since I was born. I remember having to walk three miles to obedience class, in deep snow, uphill, both ways. Today, the kids get rides in big SUV’s with heated seats.

Now I find out that even getting neutered isn’t an issue any more.

Male dogs can breathe a sigh of relief. The days of removing their testicles to stop them breeding or to curb aggressive behaviour may be numbered. A contraceptive implant that halts testosterone and sperm production for months at a time is expected to gain European approval within weeks, while steps are being taken to enable the drug to be sold in the US.

If I’d only been born ten years later, I’d have me an iPod, an iPhone and my iNuts (READ MORE FUNNY STUFF AT www.boknowsonline.com).

Ltlpistol
09-13-2007, 10:41 AM
Too funny! Bet Cash would be happy to hear about that.

fings
09-14-2007, 07:09 PM
Thanks for the feedback George. Bo would really appreciate if you and Cash would go check out www.boknowsonline.com and share (on the site) any commentary you have about any of the other stories we have posted. It's a fun site for dogs by dogs (well, one cute Chow/Retriever mix anyway).

TIFFERS
09-14-2007, 09:13 PM
Hehe, ...fings called you George. And you're not getting out of taking Cash's manhood...!

fings
09-14-2007, 10:16 PM
Whoops...sorry about that.

TIFFERS
09-14-2007, 10:22 PM
Whoops...sorry about that.
:) It's okay. She doesn't mind.

Julia423
09-14-2007, 10:23 PM
At least she wasn't called Lenny.

TIFFERS
09-14-2007, 10:25 PM
...why not Lenny?

Julia423
09-14-2007, 10:29 PM
English teacher joke...think back...John Steinbeck, Of Mice and Men ;)

TIFFERS
09-14-2007, 10:29 PM
Oh...hehe, indeed.