suzanne
12-22-2003, 10:28 PM
A panda walks into a bar & orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a pistol & shoots the place up. The bartender says, "Hey! Why did you do that?!". The panda replies, "I'm a panda. Look it up!". Then he leaves.
The bartender pulls out an encyclopedia, he reads, "Panda. Indigenous to China. Characterized by black & white coloring, eats shoots and leaves...".
The bartender pulls out an encyclopedia, he reads, "Panda. Indigenous to China. Characterized by black & white coloring, eats shoots and leaves...".