suzanne
12-22-2003, 10:16 PM
A man had a foul-mouthed parrot. He tried everything he could to change the bird. He tried to get the bird to sing songs, quote scripture, anything but swearing. Finally he couldn't stand it anymore and put the parrot in the freezer. After a minute he felt bad & took the bird out. The parrot apologized profusely for swearing & vowed he'd never do it again - but he had one question, "What did the chicken do?".