Lame Jokes I Made Up

[aivzdog]

What do you call a clock that doesnt move??
Stop Clock

What do you call a wolf that doesnt howl??
Barking Wolf

What do you call a poodle that is not a show poodle??
Pretty Poodle

What do you call a dog that barks and bites??
BB Dog

What is a mutts huge house called??
Muttchan

What do you call a cat that has glasses??
cat eyed


I know they are really bad but I was bored.....


Anna

[MBenton28]

that is really cool... I like those..

[gazard]

Thanks for the joke... I like the BB dog one!