Squawksx3
11-24-2003, 09:37 AM
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
you're inside worrying about a stupid burned
out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky
toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Puhleeeeeeeeeze let me change
the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led
these people from the dark, check to make sure I
haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter
patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage
of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I
don't see a light bulb?
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on
the carpet in the dark
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right
there.....
13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light
bulbs in a little circle...
15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear
and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the
house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs.
People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
How long will it be before I can expect some light,
some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE
MASTERS, CATS HAVE A STAFF.....
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
you're inside worrying about a stupid burned
out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky
toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Puhleeeeeeeeeze let me change
the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led
these people from the dark, check to make sure I
haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter
patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage
of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I
don't see a light bulb?
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on
the carpet in the dark
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right
there.....
13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light
bulbs in a little circle...
15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear
and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the
house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs.
People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
How long will it be before I can expect some light,
some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE
MASTERS, CATS HAVE A STAFF.....