Love Bird B
10-29-2003, 01:22 PM
10._ T0o0p hqa5rdx 6tty{p3e 2w9igtjh:pa3wds_____ (Have YOU ever tried typing with paws?)
9._ 'Sit' and 'Stay' are hard enough, 'delete' and 'save' are out of the question
8._ Saliva coated CD ROMS refuse to work
7._ Carpal Paw Syndrome
6._ Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway that he's browsing www.purina.com or the '50 Ways to Terrorize a Cat' site
5._ He feigns a meditative trance (read: dog napping all day) when he pulls up the Dalai Lama or Tibetan Terrier websites
4._ Can't help barking and attacking the screen when he hears, 'you've got mail'
3._ Too messy when he marks every web site he visits
2._ Fetch command not available on all platforms
1._ Can't stick his head out of Windows 2000
9._ 'Sit' and 'Stay' are hard enough, 'delete' and 'save' are out of the question
8._ Saliva coated CD ROMS refuse to work
7._ Carpal Paw Syndrome
6._ Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway that he's browsing www.purina.com or the '50 Ways to Terrorize a Cat' site
5._ He feigns a meditative trance (read: dog napping all day) when he pulls up the Dalai Lama or Tibetan Terrier websites
4._ Can't help barking and attacking the screen when he hears, 'you've got mail'
3._ Too messy when he marks every web site he visits
2._ Fetch command not available on all platforms
1._ Can't stick his head out of Windows 2000