Funniest pet moments

[Fuzzy Kitten]

I'd love to hear some of your funniest moments with your pets. They could be your dogs, cats, hamsters, sugar gliders, whatever. I've got one:

A couple of years ago I was with my friend at my neighbor's house. They had a cat and we were playing with it. The cat was sitting on a brick wall, maybe not nearly two feet high. I was holding a stick or something above its head and it was trying to swipe at it. Well suddenly, the cat jumps in the air and does a flip backwards, and falls straight off the brick wall, it was hilarious:D

[phillydogs]

Gross but funny-
A good one for me was one Christmas a neighbor had made us a huge and I mean HUGE tray of assorted cookies. We left the tray (very very tightly sealed with saran wrap) on the kitchen table and went out somewhere. When we came back, we came back to little piles of puke/half eaten cookies all over the place and an empty tray, saran wrap neatly torn off and on the floor.

The culprit? Elvis, our 10 lb rat terrier. He must have eaten a good 5 lbs worth of cookies. We found him laying on the floor in my mom's room, stomach all bloated and out like a light. We were worried about the chocolate cookies but the vet said all was well, just keep an eye on him. No cookies for us that year!

Another good one was I remember when I was about 8, I got the bright idea to take my aunt's very hyper lab Sheba for a walk. I was all prepared, got the leash on her and the second I opened the gate to their yard (there was a big field behind the house) Sheba took off like a bat out of hell. Well I had the leash wrapped firmly around my left wrist, so she dragged me (on my stomach nonetheless) quite a ways before my mom could chase us down and catch her. Probably was about 150 yards. Luckily it was fall and I was wearing long sleeves and pants but I got some damn good grass stains from that little stunt.