Designer Dog Definitions

[mommyoffive]

Spitz + Chow Chow
SPITZ-CHOW, A dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter
POINTSETTER, a traditional Christmas pet

Samoyed + Norwich Terrier
SAMWICH, very handy, tasty breed.

Pekingese + Dachshund
PEKING DACH, owned by Chinese restaurateurs.

Poodle + Great Pyrenees
POOPYREE, a dog that smells good.

Smooth Fox Terrier + Chow Chow
SMOOCH, a dog who loves to kiss.

Airedale + Spaniel
AIREL, a dog that brings in good TV reception.

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier
BLUE SKYE, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
PYRADACHS, a puzzling breed

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso
PEEKASSO, an abstract dog

Keeshound + Setter
KEESTER, you can't get this dog off its duff.

Chihuahua + Whippet
CHIAPET, order from TV ad, 3 for $19.95.

Boxer + German Shorthaired
BOXER SHORTS, a dog never seen in public.

Basenji + Schipperke
BASERKE, a dog that's mad most of the time.

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
IRISH SPRINGER, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
LAB COAT RETRIEVER, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
NEWFOUND ASSET HOUND, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
TERRIBULL, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
BLABADOR, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer
MOOT POINT owned by.... Oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Lhasa Apso
COLLAPSO, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Collie + Malamute
COMMUTE, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
DERRIERE, a dog that's true to the end

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller
C**KROT, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband

[PatchO'Pits]

Stop giving the BYBs new ideas LOL.

[amanda622]

Hahahahaha!!

[LadyPirate]

This was so funny! I had to forward it to my daughter and a friend of mine that are both puppy dog crazy! Alyson has a chichuahua (Ace) and my friend Sherry just got a new baby, a chinese crested (?) Is that right? That sounds like a bird!! Sherry had another one of the same breed of dog and her neighbors Rottweiller was running loose and he killed her little dog. She broke her foot trying to save it. This wasn't the first time this same dog had killed one of her dogs. The other was some type of hound, but it was just a puppy. These people refuse to keep their dog fenced, and obviously he should be. So sad.

Robyn