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A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always steal his act by saying things like, "he has a card up his sleeve" or "he has a dove in his pocket."
One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, "Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?"
:D So cheesy!
Mrs.Birdy
10-13-2003, 12:09 AM
hehehe.....good one!:D
emroul
10-13-2003, 02:23 AM
LOL!! Haha that was kinda corny but funny because of it lol.... :D
Squawksx3
10-13-2003, 11:53 PM
LOL... thats cute.
Makes me think of this one.... this guy brings a parrot home. The parrot starts saying cuss words. The guy tells the parrot those words are not nice and to stop saying them. The parrot continues saying cuss words. The guy locks him in the cage, then lets him out after awhile... the parrot cusses. This goes on for a few days. Finally the guy gets really mad and puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few seconds, he lets the parrot out. The parrot apologizes numerous times and says he never say another cuss word as long as he lives. Then says to the guy "by the way, what did that chicken in the freezer say?". corny...corny...corny hahahaha
Jenny
10-14-2003, 12:02 AM
Yeah...corny allright, but clever! I've heard both those before but it's fun hearing them again.
Birddude
10-14-2003, 07:35 PM
squawks it wuz corny but lol about the parrot and the ship